Chelsea, 23 - My brain in tumblr form.

I have too many loves and obsessions. Ugly sweaters. Large glasses. Flowers. Period Dramas. 1980's films. Classic novels. Marvel. Disney/Pixar. The Princess Bride. Pit Bulls. Scotland. Television will probably rot my brain before anything else gets me: Dead Like Me, Miranda, Robin Hood, Merlin, Dr Who, Fringe, Inbetweeners, Friday Night Dinner, Firefly, Supernatural, Pushing Daisies, Battlestar Galactica, Warehouse 13, Parks and Rec, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Friends, The Mentalist, Criminal Minds, 30 Rock, Psych, Spooks, The IT Crowd, Misfits, Castle, Scrubs, Game of Thrones.

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atop-the-treetop:

sizvideos:

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This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might  be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.

ima1ing:


spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

(Source: 2000ish)

xv7:

dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

does dude even still have teeth

exghoulfriend:

variouscontent:

catbountry:

I really like it when kid’s movies do this sort of thing and manage to make it seem natural and not at all forced to be like “edgy” or whatever.

and the parents’ associations got mad that the football player is gay…

Paranorman is an extremely important (and good) movie for so many reasons and I will be forever bitter that it did not get more recognition and was generally kind of overlooked because that pointless rehash of Frankenweenie came out at the same time.

(Source: bryko)

mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

terfosaurus-rex:

thegendercritic:

Gender is a hierarchy.  Gender is oppression. 

funny how dudes that don’t even question suffrage don’t realize they are recycling the same boring ass arguments as anti-suffrage males from back in the day